My Screwed Up Life

This is the diary of Ashlee. This is about her real life. See the ups and down of surviving crushes, friendships, and heart break. This may happen to you. Contains mature content. Included swear words and sexual words.


2. April 1, 2014

Dear diary,

Happy April fools day!!! My BFFs and I have the weirdest logic. Today, we decided what the definition of the word bitch is. A bitch is a female dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are in nature. Nature is beautiful. Therefore, bitched are beautiful. So my crush today came up to me and started to play flappy bird on my iPad. It was Emma, a popular bitch, that said "hey Ashlee? Josh has your iPad." And do you know what I turn around to? Josh playing flappy bird. Then today in science he asked me for the answer to a problem. Sadly, I have to deal with him in four out of my seven classes. He's so cute and I want to be his girlfriend or something like that but he can be annoying in a cute boyish way. I'm hooked on this new series, maximum ride by James Patterson. I'm so happy my LA teacher has the series. And for an April fools day joke, I went up to my math teacher and said," your my favourite teacher!" And his reply was " April fools right?" I just nodded my head. My Spanish teacher is the most idiotic person I know. I mean she gives us a test on April fools day. Do you really think we're going to study for that? Uh no! I mean like baise tù. That means fuck you in French. If you take French, don't say that to your teacher! Now I'm at home being a loner. I'm waiting for my mom to get me for softball practice. Tomorrow, I have tryouts for the school team and if I make it then I'll be on the school AND rec team. My week us so hectic with only Friday to breath. Since Thursday I have dance, and on Friday coach may squeeze in a practice. Anyways, TTYT! ( means talk to you tomorrow)

See ya bitchesssssssss,


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