"At least my birth certificate wasn't an apology letter!"
*nerds phone rings in class*
Cool guy- aww, was that your mummy?
Nerd guy- nope it was yours.
*whole class is silent*
"Roses are red. Violets are blue god made us beautiful what the fuck happened to you?"
"You remind me of a penny, two faced and f*cking worthless."
"Keep rolling your eyes. Who knows, maybe you'll find a brain back there!"
"I was going to give you a nasty look but I see you already have one."
"Ex: your a stupid slag. Me: I've been called worse. Ex: really what's that? Me: your girlfriend!"
"Twinkle twinkle little slut name a guy you haven't f*cked was he skinny, was he tall nevermind you did them all twinkle twinkle little b*tch close your legs it smells like fish.!"
"This is coming from the one who fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!"
"Shrek called he wants his face back!"
"If I wanted a bitch I would've bought a dog!"
"You have a face not even a mother can love"
"Oh I'm sorry was I meant to be offended? The only thing that offended me was your face!"
"You can take your mask off now it's not Halloween!"
"That's not what your mum said last night!"
"(If someone calls you ugly) apparently the image of you in the mirror is burned into your skull, and holy crap are you right?"
"I've been called worse by better"
"You must have been born on the motorway, that's where most accidents happen"
"I'd slap you but that would be animal abuse"
"You're a fail(insult)
So was your dads condom/your mums abortion(comeback)"
"Your just mad because your mum has a bigger dick then you!"
"(Insult) you suck ... (Comeback) and you swallow"
"(Insult) why do you even wear a bra when you have nothing to put it in? (Comeback) you were pants don't you?"
"Did you get dropped by the midwife when you was born, looks like you damaged your face!"