Louis: Make me a sandwich!
Harry: You got two legs for Pete's sake!
Louis: Exactly. I've ONLY got two legs.
Harry: You're such and idiot Lou.
Louis: Shut up! Now go peasant!
Niall: Make me one too peasant!
Harry: And why should I?
Louis: Because we are your kings.
Harry: Yes your majesty's. *rolls eyes* *makes sandwiches*
Niall: It took you long enough Har-
Harry: *Chucks at Niall's and Louis face*
Niall: *wipes off condiments*
Niall: *takes a bite out of ruined sandwich*
Niall: You forgot the mustard! *chucks ruined sandwich back at Harry's face*
Harry: *dodges sandwich*
Zayn: Hey guys, what are yo- *gets hit in the face with sandwich*
Zayn: *wipes condiments off hair*
Zayn: Seriously?! It took me the whole morning to do my hair!
Niall: It's the peasants fault! *points at Harry*
Zayn: Seriously peasant?!
Harry: When in the bloody hell did I get the nickname peasant?!
Louis: *mumbles something*
Louis: *mumbles something again*
Harry: Speak up Lou!
Niall: We gave you the nickname when you last made us tacos!
Harry: That was five minutes ago -.-
Liam: *walks in* Hey where's the peasant?