The starving games


1. chapter 1

This is a parody of the hunger games. If you feel offended I'm sorry bit there's nothing I can do. I hope you like it.

I lay in bed beside my sister Titan arum. ( if you don't know what that is google it) my name is katnip evergreen. I live in district 12 with my mother and sister.

I got up early this morning and jammed my fat butt into my tight skinny jeans. My stomach flab rolled over my waist. I stuck on a shirt that was 1 size to small. My giant boobs shown through my bra. Aug! I hate boobs. Especially mine!

I grabbed my spear and opened the fence. They say it's electricly locked but they lied. All you have to do is open it. What dumb ass idiots. I was let king through the woods when a chicken appeared. I started crawling. I suddenly heard a noise behind me.

Thinking it was one of the city people I quickly turned and threw the spear. There was a shriek.

"Holy shit katnip! You speared me!" Gay choked.

"Oh my god! I'm so sorry!" I kneeled beside gay and pulled. I licked the blood off the spear and sat beside gay.

"So what are you doing here anyway?"I asked.

"I brought this. You know. As good luck for today." Gay held out a piece of bread. I tore it from his hands and took a giant bite. It was hard as a pipe.every chew made a crunch. Which by the way. We're my teeth.

"Mmm. Gay. This is. Alright I can't lie. It's awful and really hard. I wiped the blood from my mouth and started walking back to the district.

"Katnip wait!" Gay called.

"Go suck my dick!" I turned around and threw the bread at his head.

"Woah. Wait. Is that really an option because if it is if gladly do it for you."

"Go fuck a truck!"

"Only if you're with me!"



"Shit head"

"Fat ass!" He screamed. I stopped mid-step.

"What did you say?"

"I called you a fat ass." I cracked my knuckles.

"Shit!" Gay started to run back into the forest. I ran after. I knew I was fat and all. I just hate when people point it out.

As I ran my fat rolls swayed with the wind and made a farting noise. I finally caught up to gay chucking him on the ground. In anger I sat in him.

His face turned better shades of red as it went.

"Holy shit man! Get off me!" I stood up and sashayed back home letting the rolls sway with me.

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