1. Once Upon A Time
Once upon a time there was this guy named Bob Yohoolan, and he was an extreme jerk face. He liked this girl named Yolanda Acuconin. She liked him back too.
Then Bob went on a trip, and fell in love with another girl named Anna Recksiek. Yolanda Acuconin was mad. She wanted to get revenge. So she hit Bob Yohoolan upside the head with a golf club during PE the day he got back. He got a concussion and multiple stab wounds, and died on the way to the hospital.