Joke Book

These are just some jokes that i wanted to share with you.



Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked "What's new?"


Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.


Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.


Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.


Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.


Your mama's like a roller coaster...she has her ups, she has her downs and 20 people or more can ride her at the same time!


Yo' Mama is so fat, she got busted at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack.


Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!


Yo Mama's such a bitch, PMS cheers her up.


Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.


Yo' Mama is so fat, she needs license plates for her shoes.

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