Joke Book

These are just some jokes that i wanted to share with you.


9. Did he really just say that? (Pick-up lines)

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?


You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.


Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?


If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.


Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?


The cops must be after you, because it's illegal to look that good.


Want to take a look at my benefit package?


I hope you know CPR, 'cause you're taking my breath away!


I'm not drunk... you intoxicate me.


The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.


You're a breath of fresh air, just like my asthma inhaler!


If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.


You're hotter than an anime schoolgirl.


I'm allergic to three things: cheese, pollen, and not being with you.

Join MovellasFind out what all the buzz is about. Join now to start sharing your creativity and passion
Loading ...