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Belen: What, why?

Emmy: I dunno.

Belen: O.o Are you okay?

Emmy: Yeah, just got back from my vacation in Costa Rica.

Belen: ...........You never went to Costa Rica..........

Emmy: How would you know? O.o

Belen: I'm your sister.

Emmy: You don't know what I do for a living! I could be an assassin for the League of Assassins and you wouldn't even know!!!!!!

Belen: .........You've been watching too much Young Justice......


Belen: Okay....? Anyways, back to the point of this chapter...

Emmy: Right, ok. WE HAVE A CHALLENGE!!!!!!!

Belen: That's right bi-

(Emmy slaps hand over her mouth)

Emmy: You can't cuss here!

Belen: Yes I can!!!!!!

(Belen goes into a cussing rant)

Emmy: You done yet? 'Cause I wanna do the challenge...

Belen: No. Just kidding, I am. For now. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Emmy: Let's just get to the challenge. I am challenged by Belenisawesome to write a five hundred word essay on why cussing is fun just kidding its two paragraph essay on why jelsa is better than helsa.

Emmy: For all you people who don't know what Helsa is Hans x Elsa from Frozen. Jelsa is Jack Frost from Rise of the Gaurdians x Elsa from Frozen. I'm gonna get to writing now:


    Jack Frost and Elsa is such a better couple than Hans and Elsa because Jack is lots of fun, because he's the Guardian of Fun, which is what Elsa needs after her lonely and terrifying childhood. I believe to get past that, Jack would help her most. The sad thing is that Elsa would eventually die and Jack would still be immortal. Plus, Jack understands what it is like to have ice powers because he has them too. Elsa never specifically learned how to control her powers, something Jack could help with because he has 300 years of practice, she only learned how to melt the ice she creates.

Helsa is a terrible couple because Hans tried to KILL Elsa! Why do shippers of that forget that!! Hans is diabolical and evil and just a terrible person/character!!!!! Now, I'm not saying that I hate it when people ship good guys with bad guys, but she is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much better than him, even with her nearly uncontrollable powers! I personally just hate Hans, as do many, many, many, many, many people I know. I don't see them ever having a relationship, especially since Anna would definitely stop it, along with Kristoff and the people of the kingdom. He has committed high treason against the crown of Arendale, therefore he is banished to never set foot upon the kingdom again. So, even if I did ship it (HIGHLY UNLIKELY!!!!!!, it would be an illegal relationship that could have her legally beheaded or banished as well. Then Anna would get the crown.

                 And that, my friends, is why Jelsa is the ultimate couple, along with Dramione, Zutara, Traught, Birdflash, Percabeth, etc., and why Hans should be banished to the Pit of Tartarus 'til the end of time and space!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Belen: Wow you have a lot of pent up anger.

Emmy: Yup.

Belen: I'll try not to get on your bad side.

Emmy: You should.

Both: See ya next time on I'll Hunt You Down and Kill You!!!





 Amber: *To you* What are they talking about?

Emmy: :D

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