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  Well children, this today is about my butt being sore. I was sitting here minding my own business when in comes my annoying sister named -Nameless- as she didn't want to be mentioned. anyways. I was sitting there and loyally posting chapters when my butt started aching. I stood up and stretched. My butt was still very sore! -Nameless- spanked me and I wanted kill her! 


    A queen of beauty was standing in her garden, enjoying her flowers. When an ogre appears with a great big axe! Oh no! what was the queen going to do? Oh you know just stab him with a great big stone block that fell from the sky. This hardly ever happen and you may be asking how the queen lifted the rock but I seriously don't know how....

   Any who, with the ogre dead the queen skipped off to enjoy the rest of her garden.

  And that my dear reader, was the story of how I killed the queen.    


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