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8. I dub thee Sparkles the stripper cat.

Emmy: STRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Belen: wtf who's a stripper.

Emmy: SPARKLES IS A STRIPPER NAME! SILLY BREANNA!!!

Belen: okay then I just going to -bolts out of the room-

Emmy: YOU CANT CATCH ME COPPER! -bolts after her-

FIVE MINUTES LATER

Belen: okay okay you caught me now stop pulling my hair  and get off my leg. also kindly stop stroking my leg.

Emmy: It wasn't me stroking your leg...

Belen: then who was it?

Emmy: Robin from Young Justice. He's still stroking your leg. GET OFF HER YOU YOUNG RAPIST!

Robin: where the fuck am I

Rest of Young Justice: Robin wtf are you doing?

Emmy: OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS! ITS JOKER'S ENEMIES! I HATE YOU MOTHER-

Belen: That's enough Emmy!

Emmy: I STILL HATE THEM FOR STOPPING THE JOKER! HE WAS MY FAVORITE!

Belen: calm down you like Harley Quinn better and they didn't stop her.

Raven: Where are we?

Beast Boy: Where's my sandwich!

Robin: Hi guys! And.. I DONT FUCKING KNOW!!!!

Starfire: HOW WOULD FUCKING KNOW WHERE YOUR SANDWICH IS AND...Hi Robin, wait ROBIN, where fuck have you been, how did you get here.

Robin: With my new team, the Young Justice Team. Hi!

Cyborg: hi Robin.

Beast Boy: I just wanted my sandwich. Wait! YOU LEFT US FOR THIS BUNCH OF CRIME FIGHTERS! THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR IDENTITY! WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE US YOU MO-

Raven: -THER FUCKER! HOW DARE YOU! TEEN TITANS HAVEN'T BEEN THE SAME WITHOUT YOU! JUST FOR THIS MAGICIAN, hi Aqualad and Kid Flash and Speedy, ARCHER, ROCKET GIRL, AND CLONE!!!!!

- Raven went into attacking Robin and Robin dodged very little of her hits.-

Robin: I get it! I'm sorry! Please! I know! Ow! Stop! Raven! Knock it off! Anyone! Please help me!

-Robin screams in pain-

everyone: Sorry dude your on your own, good luck, see you on the other side.

-Raven continues to attack robin and robin continues to be badly beaten-

Belen: you go girl he deserves it harder, punch him harder, kick him harder, yeah right in the face.

Emmy: No! Its Punch him in the balls! Kick his ass! You go girl! Show him that girl power! Use your magic! YEAH!

Zatanna: GUYS DONT EGG HER ON COME ON, REALLY GUYS STOP IT AND RAVEN STOP KICKING HIS ASS.

-no one listens to Zatanna, Belen and Emmy egg her on louder, Raven beats Robin harder and everyone else just sits silently watching eating popcorn-

-Batman enters-

Batman: GO RAVEN! HE DESERVES IT! I TOLD HIM NOT TO LEAVE YOUR TEAM! HE DIDN'T LISTEN!!

Emmy: OKAY THATS ENOUGH! WE WANT HIM ALIVE FOR FUTURE TORTURE!

Raven: Ok. :D

-everyone but Belen and Emmy leave-

Emmy: What a show! Think that will satisfy our readers?
Belen: of course they will it was hilarious.

well bye guys have a wonderful rest of the day or night whatever time you are reading this at.

 

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