1. Dear diary,
I am writing to you to because Dumbledore says its a good way to channel my anger. Yeah, right. Like that's gonna happen. I have a different idea... I'm gonna play the blame game. Boxing sound effects please! Ding ding!? Join in, then or you're in the ring. Who should I blame first for untimely and annoying death? The food here's not too bad though. Yeah that's one good thing. While I was putting on my favourote unicorn underpants this morning, I thought about who to blame. I don't know. Wait! Lightbulb! Pick me, I wanna answer this question! Oops, sorry. I can lose myself. First up is Harry Potter and Lucius Malfoy...who will escape my wrath? Dunno. Seeya through the screen!
So... Lord Voldermort's got a soft spot for unicorns, huh? HEY LISTEN UP! I'll let you in on a little secret. Voldy Loves fluffy.Pink.Kittens. incase you need to know, I'm Ginny Weasley. Soon to be Potter! Anyway, don't tell ANYONE what I told you, or I'm toast.
Hi guys, hope you like this if you don't get it you will eventually bye!