Professor Charles Xavier: You know, I believe that true focus lies somewhere between rage and serenity. Would you mind if I...
[Charles makes a gesture to request permission to read Erik's mind]
Erik Lehnsherr: [Erik signals approval and while Charles reads Erik minds. We see moments of Erik's childhood with his mother] What did you just do to me?
[Both Erik and Charles cries]
Professor Charles Xavier: I accessed the brightest corner of your memory system. It's a very beautiful memory, Erik. Thank you.
Erik Lehnsherr: I didn't know I still had that.
Professor Charles Xavier: There is so much more to you than you know. Not just pain and anger. There is good, too. I felt it. When you can access all of that, you will possess a power no one can match. Not even me.
Hank McCoy: Are you sure we can't shave your head?
Professor Charles Xavier: Don't touch my hair.
Raven Darkholme: We have to call him, Havok. That's his name now. And we were thinking...
[points to Charles]
Raven Darkholme: ...you should be Professor X...
[points to Erik]
Raven Darkholme: ...and you should be Magneto.
Erik Lehnsherr: Exceptional.
Sean Cassidy: You truly believe I'll fly this time?
Professor Charles Xavier: Unreservedly.
Sean Cassidy: I trust you.
Professor Charles Xavier: I'm touched.
Sean Cassidy: [pointing at Hank] I don't trust him.
Professor Charles Xavier: [to Hank] Say nothing.
Sean Cassidy: I'm gonna die!
Professor Charles Xavier: Alright. Look, we're not gonna make you do anything without...
Erik Lehnsherr: Here, let me help you.
[pushes Sean off the antenna]
Professor Charles Xavier: Erik!
Erik Lehnsherr: What? You know you were thinking the same.
Hank McCoy: Am I still a bozo?
Alex Summers: Yes, Hank, you're still a bozo. But nice job.
Alex Summers: [to Hank] Even I got to admit you look pretty bad-ass. I think I got a new name for you: Beast.
Raven Darkholme: We should come up with secret codenames, we're secret agents now! I'll start, I'm gonna be Mystique.
Sean Cassidy: Damn! I wanted to be called Mystique!
Raven Darkholme: [Raven morphs into Sean] Too bad! Besides, I'm way more mysterious than you.
[Everybody applauds in amazement, Raven shifts back, indicates Sean]
Raven Darkholme: What about you?
Sean Cassidy: I wanna be... Banshee!
Hank McCoy: Why do you want to be named after a wailing spirit?
Sean Cassidy: You may want to cover your ears...
[everyone does so, Sean looks to shatter the glasses on the table, misdirects his shriek and shatters the large paned window instead, everybody laughs]
Raven Darkholme: [indicates Angel] What about you?
Angel Salvadore: [she stands, removing her jacket] My stage name is Angel... and it kind of fits.
[reveals her wings]
Raven Darkholme: You can fly?
Angel Salvadore: Uh huh, and...
[turns and spits out an acidic ball at the statue outside, everybody laughs]
Raven Darkholme: Darwin, what's your name?
Armando Muñoz: Well, Darwin's already a nickname... and it fits: "adapt to survive" and all... Check this.
[walks over to a fish aquarium nearby, dunks his head under the water - gills grow on the side of his face. Everyone applauds]
Armando Muñoz: Thank you!
Armando Muñoz: What about you?
Alex Summers: How about Bigfoot?
Raven Darkholme: Well you know what they say about guys with big feet, and you're are kinda small...
[chuckles among the group]
Armando Muñoz: What is your gift, Alex?
Alex Summers: I can't. I can't do it. Not here.
Armando Muñoz: Could you do it outside? Come on!
[Everybody eggs Alex on to show off, he finally gives in, and walks outside the window]
Alex Summers: Get back when I tell you.
[He readies himself, the group leans out the window]
Alex Summers: Get back!
[They do, but immediately lean back out]
Alex Summers: Whatever.
[Alex rocks his body as blades of energy swirl around him and fly around until he's able to launch at the statue, slicing it off at the torso]