~WARNING MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR THOR: THE DARK WORLD~
Loki: [turns Thor into Sif] Mmm, brother, you look ravishing!
Thor: It will not hurt any less when I kill you in this form.
Loki: Very well. Perhaps you prefer one of your new companions, given that you seem to like them so much.
[turns into Captain America]
Loki: Oh, this is much better. Costume's a bit much... so tight. But the confidence, I can feel the righteousness surging. Hey, you wanna have a rousing discussion about truth,honor, patriotism? God bless America...
[Thor and Loki commandeer a Harrow]
Loki: Look, why don't you let me take over? I'm clearly the better pilot!
Thor: Is that right? Out of the two of us, which one can ACTUALLY fly?
[the Harrow takes out a building]
Thor: Not a word...
Loki: You know this is wonderful! This a tremendous idea! Let's steal the biggest, most obvious ship in the universe and escape in that! Flying around the city, smash it into everything in sight and everyone will see it! It's brilliant Thor! It's truly brillian...
[Thor hurls Loki out of the ship, and jumps out with Jane in his arms... into a skiff piloted by Fandral]
Fandral: [laughing] I see your time in the dungeon has made you no less graceful, Loki!
Loki: You lied to me! I'm impressed.
Thor: [about Frigga] You had her tricks, but I had her trust!
Loki: Trust? Was that her last expression, trust? While you let her die?
Thor: What good were you in your cell?
Loki: Who put me there? WHO PUT ME THERE?
Thor: YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHO! YOU KNOW DAMN WELL!
Thor: [lets go of Loki] She wouldn't want us to fight.
Loki: Well, she wouldn't exactly be shocked.
Thor: [smiles] I wish I could trust you.
Loki: [whispers] Trust my rage.
Odin: She does not belong here in Asgard any more than a goat belongs at a banquet table!
Jane Foster: Did he just...?
Jane Foster: Who do you think you are?
Odin: I am Odin. King of Asgard. Protector of the Nine Realms.
Jane Foster: [chastened] Oh. Well I'm...
Odin: I know very well who you are, Jane Foster.
Jane Foster: [to Thor] You told your dad about me?
Jane Foster: [Darcy and Ian appear through a portal while kissing] Darcy!
Darcy Lewis: [She drops Ian] Jane!
Dr. Erik Selvig: Ian!
Ian Boothby: Selvig!
Darcy Lewis: Mew-mew!
[Mjölnir zooms by]