4. Dear Clara
Your welcome, I know I’m an extremely kind and thoughtful person, it’s a gift really. Seriously…chocolate? That’s the best comparison you could come up with? Not a magnet or something that wasn’t so cheesy? It sounds as if you believe that once Ethan reads your letter, that he’ll fall in love with you, and you two are going to ride off into the sunset on a white horse and live happily ever after. Well I hate to break it to you love, but that fairytale love stuff is called fairytale love for a reason, the reason being it only happens in fairytales. These days prince charming doesn’t own tights and royal garments, but snap backs and skinny jeans. He doesn’t waltz around in a ballroom to classical music, but listens to heavy medal in his parent’s basement or garage. That’s the cold hard truth, fairytale ending are myths, they don’t exist, they were written, not lived. Your right, I am a sarcastic guy, nice read, but now its my turn to read you. It seems as if you’re an uptight person who can’t take a joke, and who is also full of herself. Hard read, I know, but hey, it was truthful. That’s the type of guy I am if you didn’t read that through my writing along with the sarcasm. I’m an honest guy, sometimes a little too honest, but honest.
P.S. – Whatever