2. Dear Clara
I hate to break it to you, but your letter did not reach your lover boy Ethan, embarrassing, I know. Instead I have received your letter, which in fact freaked me out and confused me to a high level. Maybe next time you should check to make sure you have the right address written down, so little awkward mishaps like this don’t happen. I understand how incredibly frustrated you must be at the realization that your, ever so heartfelt letter, has been sent to the wrong person. Unless your writing to me that is, but I don’t think that would be possible because, a) my name is in fact not Ethan, and b) I don’t know a Clara. I know this whole love letter confessing situation is none of my business, but I feel that since I have received the letter instead of this Ethan guy, I should be able to give my opinion. In all honesty, this guy seems like he pays you no attention, so I’m confused on the fact on why your paying him it so much of it. I mean if I was in his position and I received a letter from a girl I barley even knew or recognized, I would be extremely weirded out…wow now that I think about it, that’s the kind of the situation we’re having right now. Sorry for the fact that Ethan doesn’t live where I do, or the fact that you don’t check address numbers over carefully enough I guess.
P.S. – Yes it did sound creepy.