Geez, tour bus bathrooms are small. Especially when they are containing five people. Like could they be smaller? No? No they couldn't? Oh, okay. We all walked into the living room. We sat on the two couches, Michael, Me and Luke on one and Calum and Ashton on the other one. We sat there, and then Calum spoke, "So, what exactly is happening with your parents?" The boys glared at him and I pulled my phone out rereading the text. "Well, dearest Calum, according to lé text, my parents are getting divorced. Biggest shock ever there, I mean no one could've saw it coming with all the arguing," I say sarcastically, "but the court date thingy is on Tuesday and according to my mother's words, I am expected to be there. How lovely. " Michael spoke up, "So how are you dealing with this?" My reply was, "Well, considering I left my guitar at my house, I shall go get it and then we shall go get McDonald's." "Wait. You play guitar?" Luke asked. "Yeah. I mean did you expect me to be one of this girls who act stupid to be 'cute' and a total slut?" He rolled his eyes, and we left to go to McDonald's.
*arriving at McDonald's*
We walked in, and went to the register. They boys looked at me, as if saying "you go first." Remind me to hit them later. I rolled my eyes, but ordered a large strawberry banana smoothie with a medium fry. I took my wallet out to pay, but Michael stopped me. I looked at him, and raised my eyebrows. "Michael, you shalt not pay for me. I am a very independent, slightly stubborn, 17 year old girl. Thus you are not paying. As I refuse to let you." He laughed, "Slightly stubborn? And I'm Harry Styles. Okay." I roll my eyes, and pay while he is pondering upon my words.
The other boys ordered and we walked over to a table, sitting down. "Shalt?" Michael asked. "Lesbian unicorns teach you things when you ride them to Afghanistan." He shook his head and laughed. "Ooh. A lesbian unicorn." Calum suggested. "Do you do sexual things with this so called lesbian unicorn?" "No! I may be a little delusional but I am completely straight, and might I add completely 100% absolutely positively single." I finished with a wink. They laughed, and we headed out the door, and back to the tour bus. We threw our trash away of course, I mean we're a little nice.
AUTHORS NOTE. OKAY IM SORRY MY CHARGER IS BROKEN BUT MY FRIENDS LITTLE SISTER LET ME USE HERS (you and I just started playing please hold) ANYWAY IM SORRY. OKAY SORRY FOR THE SHORT SUCKY CHAPTER. LOVE YOU GUYS. OH I MADE A NEW KIK Whitney5SOS IF YOU GUYS WANNA TALK AND BE BESTIES AND SHIZ.