Funny jokes

A funny book full of jokes !


1. Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle ?

An impasta .

What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire ?


What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?

The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew".

Why did the birdie go to the hospital?

To get a tweetment.

What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move?

The road.

What starts with P , ends with E and has a million letters in it?

A Post Office

What starts with T ends with T and has T in it?

A teapot

Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to bed?

So he could have sweet dreams

What can you serve but not eat ?

A volley ball

What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

You'll rise and shine

Why is England the wettest country ?

Because the queen reigned there for years

How would a cannibal describe a man in a hammock ?

Breakfast in bed

What do cows eat for breakfast ?


What's the best day to go to the beach ?


What cat can jump higher than a building ?

Any cat buildings don't jump

What do you call a bear without a ear?


Why are ghosts bad liars ?

Because you can see right through them

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair

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