What do you call a fake noodle ?
An impasta .
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire ?
What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew".
Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
To get a tweetment.
What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move?
What starts with P , ends with E and has a million letters in it?
A Post Office
What starts with T ends with T and has T in it?
Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to bed?
So he could have sweet dreams
What can you serve but not eat ?
A volley ball
What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
You'll rise and shine
Why is England the wettest country ?
Because the queen reigned there for years
How would a cannibal describe a man in a hammock ?
Breakfast in bed
What do cows eat for breakfast ?
What's the best day to go to the beach ?
What cat can jump higher than a building ?
Any cat buildings don't jump
What do you call a bear without a ear?
Why are ghosts bad liars ?
Because you can see right through them
What has four legs but can't walk?