Felix The Flie's Wacky World

This story is written by a friend of mine. I hope this makes you laugh as it is very ridiculous.


2. Part 2

Really it is uncomfortable for hair to sprout out of your nostrils and ears- that is probably why Dr Octopus gave me medicine for my freakishly long legs. Long loopy eyes are the best manure for your man-apple plants says Harry the centipede. Lol answers the ginormaas grapefruit named Trevor. Just kidding! Says harry! If you used that manure your Adams apple will swell up and you will sink into the ground where there are clouds. What you really need is daffodil pecks with engraved pineapple lumps!

Charlie the crab-apple is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very sad. Do you know why? It is because sooommmeeeooonnnneeeeeeeeeeee said that they have a ruby ring. This is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo  inconsiderate because everyone knows that all crab apples have buck teeth! 

Did you know that my brilliant self has twenty two some thug or rather? Voodoo drools are very organic in happy underwear's indigo is the only triple  rams bottom that grows pupils. 

Karl is a drab over-plump man humping tree. His favourite sport is doodling trampolining. His favourite colour is eastwestsouthnorthten. Unfortunately poor Karl suffers the dreaded deadly drooling obnoxiousneessdoapooyeah! Any one who wants to donate for Karl and many other children that suffer from this terrible disease cough coughnatalie... (and i caN ASSURE YOU that all proceedings will go towards me... not to anyone who needs it!) please comment if you have any questions about this disease or about life in generaL i will be delighted to sanswer them!

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