2. Diary Entry
Sorry, I meant, Dear Flowerpop. I've decided on your new name!!!! :) It's ALMOST as good as my name: The Great All Powerful RAINBOW LORD!!!!!!!!
Anyhoo, I would go off on a loooooooooong rant about how looooooooong the grocery line was this morning, but I shan't bore you with things like that. Wait, actually, I will. WHY ON EARTH IS THE LINE THAT LONG, IT TAKES YEARS TO WAIT FOR MY VEGETABLES AND IT SHOULD TAKE LONGER. LIKE CENTURIES. OR MILLENNIA. I HAPPEN TO LIKE THE SCENIC VIEWS OF PURPLE TOMATOES, AND THE GROCERY CLERK JUST GOES THROUGH HIS WORK SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO QUICKLY! PLEASE, GOOD SIR, TAKE INTO ACCOUNT THE PEOPLE IN THE LINE WHO WANT TO LOOK AT THE FANTABULOUS SIGHTS OF MOULDY VEGETABLES!
Being the Rainbow Lord, I avardakadabrad him for being so swift in his work- but that's not the point.
Right, now back to what I promised I'd tell you. Hmmm....
I used to be really good friends with the Potters. James and Lily they were called. And their little son Harry. Although I want to murder him NOW (for reasons I'll later explain) at the time I was like the Grandfather he never had. No, seriously. OMV (Oh my vegetables), I'm being truthful here. Honest.
Yes, so one day I went round the Potter's for tea and...
Oh sorry is that the time, that's all I'm going to be able to say, okay bye now!!
Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of love from....