Flappy Bird

A poem about the infuriatingly addictive tragedy that is Flappy Bird.


1. Flappy Bird

If I could catch a Flappy Bird,

I'd wring its little neck,

I'd Candy Crush its little bones,

And itself make it peck.

I'd Snapchat in half every bone

The little bugger had,

I'd Cut The Rope that stopped myself

From doing something bad.

Flappy Bird should have been fun,

But I can't help but see,

Out of all the Angry Birds,

The angriest is me.

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