Hermione Granger and the It's-LeviOSa-not-Leviosaaa

Hermione Granger's perspective of Harry Potter and the Philosephers Stone. Made for laughs. :)
© 2014
Great inspiration from Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake by Mirlotta, Nightstar13, Lunallamabrianappleshine and Mohogany Pumpkin.<------fan them and read their movellas! :D


11. YAY!!!

I just found out that TIO, what I call myself, is also uncle in spanish but with an accent on the O. I am NOT an uncle. I'm a girl. :)

Dear diary,

Today, Ron, Harry and me went on quite an expedition. First, I had to cast a spell on Neville for being such an annoying snitch. We headed for the forbidden floor and to the giant doggy. I've learnt that he is called Fluffy but he looks a bit more like a Candy or Strawberry. We discovered that somebody had already been here. Snape, duh. Or is it? *dramatic music*

Like, I don't know what's up with me but everyday seems to be related to snot or gross things because Fluffy dribbled saliva all over me and SNOT! I mean out of all the things, it had to be snot. Actually snot is better than anything like poo or pee or sick or...I'm starting to lose my appetite and I might lose my lunch so I'll stop. Anyways, there was a harp playing calm music so Fluffy slept but the gross part happened when he woke...obviously and we slipped through into he trapped door. 

It  was pretty scary but life just throws problems at ya. (No, I'm pretty sure the quote is when life throws lemons...) Shut up, Lily!

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