Hermione Granger and the It's-LeviOSa-not-Leviosaaa

Hermione Granger's perspective of Harry Potter and the Philosephers Stone. Made for laughs. :)
© 2014
Great inspiration from Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake by Mirlotta, Nightstar13, Lunallamabrianappleshine and Mohogany Pumpkin.<------fan them and read their movellas! :D


13. Wheres My Key?

Once again Ron is bugging me to bits!!!! *dying face* he's going on about how I apparently always go and write in my diary and I was like, you try being a girl-it's harder than it looks. Right now, Harry is flying on a broom everywhere and trying to find a key. It makes him look so cool....TIO, Ron is the only....ummm...forget all that...hee hee....

Basically, he's zooming in the air because we need to open the locked door behind me to stop Snape, we need to get the key. There are about a gazillion keys up there and fortunately for us, we've spotted our one. I hope it's our one. It's all rusty and crooked. 

Then I start the daydream because this is just WEIRD, even for Ron! I dream that I'm in a candy world filled with candy floss and lollipops. TOO HAPPY! Now it's chocolate candy floss with a chocolate house and everything is dark coloured like purple, black, brown, red and maybe dark green and dark blue and possibly dark pink...and maybe dark yellow. FINE! There are all the colours. Sheesh! Ron's here...Oh and Harry because they're my best friend. What were you thinking?-Don't answer. (Really? I don't think they'd say YOU'RE their best friend.) Lily, do you think th-that's true? :( .....

........Cause if you do, go die in hell!

(Didn't you say that to Ron on Twitter?)

No. I never would!....*thinks* I never would!

(You said that you didn't like liars, so that means you don't like yourself.)

But I didn't lie.

(That's a lie in itself)

Just shut up, LILY!

Harry has the key! *few seconds pass*

We've just opened the door and the other keys have smashed into the door on the other side. We're in a dark room, I think this is the room Snaps is in...ARE YOU KIDDING ME! A bloody chess board!

We've been through a murderous dog, stupid flying keys, oh and the icky, tickly vines...and there is MORE! When will this end. Harry and Ron seem happy about it. Great more slashing and killing. Yay (not) 

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