Hermione Granger and the It's-LeviOSa-not-Leviosaaa

Hermione Granger's perspective of Harry Potter and the Philosephers Stone. Made for laughs. :) © 2014 Great inspiration from Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake by Mirlotta, Nightstar13, Lunallamabrianappleshine and Mohogany Pumpkin.<------fan them and read their movellas! :D

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14. Texts:

Just a bonus for you time-wasters, sorry, I mean...Umm...lime-wasters? Oh, never mind. This is a phone call that my parents made to me after I sent my letter:

 

Mum:

HERMIONE, in your last letter...

 

Me:

My last letter was my only letter

 

Mum:

In your ONLY letter...

 

Me:

No, last letter sounds better. It makes me seem generous to send letters to my family.

 

Mum:

Are you ok, honey?

 

Me:

Yes, why? Do you know something I have that you don't. DO I HAVE CANCER?!

 

Mum:

No! What the heck. No, In you LAST letter...

 

Me:

ONLY letter

 

Mum:

HERMIONE!

 

Me:

Mum, you should get straight to the point, honestly, some people these day!

 

Mum:

*sighs* You said that we should get "kid insurance" because you might die, something like that. What's going on?

 

Me:

I don't know, that sounds like cancer. What cancer do I have?

 

Mum:

Hermione, cancer is nothing to joke about. You are so disrespectful.

 

Me:

Sorry, why did you call?

 

Mum:

I'm not going to repeat my question, answer it!

 

Me:

Well, if you don't repeat then I can't answer, can I?

 

Mum:

Hermi-

 

Me:

*ends the useless, lame call* 

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