Hermione Granger and the It's-LeviOSa-not-Leviosaaa

Hermione Granger's perspective of Harry Potter and the Philosephers Stone. Made for laughs. :) © 2014 Great inspiration from Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake by Mirlotta, Nightstar13, Lunallamabrianappleshine and Mohogany Pumpkin.<------fan them and read their movellas! :D

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25. SUMMER TEXTING!!! YAYZEES!!

So I was bored and stared texting everyone because I'm so popular and have so many friends.

To: Ron Weasley

From: TIO <3

Hey Ron!! How is your summer going?

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Options < change contact name < contact name changed to Ronniebonnycooeykins <3 from Ron Weasley < DO NOT SHOW SENDER CONTACT NAME.

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To: Hermione Granger

From: RonIsAwesomeAtChess

Hello Hermione. WHAT IS THIS THING THAT I CAN TYPE AND SEND A MESSAGE ON????

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Contacts < add contacts < contact – Harry Potter – added.

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To: Harry Potter

From: TIO <3

Hi Harry!!! How are you?!?!

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To: Ronniebonnycooeykins <3

From: TIO <3

IT’S A PHONE, IDIOT! I gave one to you so I could talk to you and Harry.

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From: Harry Potter

To: TIO <3

Hi Hermione. I’m fine, what about you? DON’T GIVE ANYONE MY NUMBER OR I WILL BE STALKED. I hate it here at the Dursley’s. They all hate me.

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From: Ronniebonnycooeykins <3

To: TIO <3

Oh, okay. I’m not an idiot, smarty-pants! Fred and George are trying to steal the phone, and Dad wants to dissect it . . .

Ronniebonnycooeykins <3 is unavailable for talking to < Ronniebonnycooeykins <3 does not exist.

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To: Harry Potter

From: TIO <3

I'm alright, just so borrreeeddd!!! AND OKAY!! Jeesh, you aren't gonna get kidnapped . . . Ron got captured by Fred and George.

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From: Harry Potter

To: TIO <3

You're better off than me here, Dudley is making me eat his socks for food. THEY'RE DISGUSTING. And someone might kidnap me!!! Who knows?!?! What da ferret? Oh no, they're coming. Gotta go!

Harry Potter is unavailable for talking to < Harry Potter does not exist.

HELLO MY BEAUTIFULBUTNOTASBEAUTIFULASMEANDRONNIEBONNYCOOEYKINSDIARY!!!!

All my friends are jealous of my beauty and intelligence so they left.

I NEED TO LEAVE THIS MUGGLE HOLE!!!!

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