So, it’s the summer holidays now! YAYAYAYAYAY!!!!
But seriously, I thought it would be more fun!!! Like, WTF is Mum talking about, wanting to go on some dental trip.
I was just like: *hands on hips* Uh, hell no! I’m not going on some stupid trip about teeth!
And then she yelled at me. But I’m a perfect child, so she shouldn’t have.
Anyways, it’s so BORING. UGHHHH. Like, TIO cannot just sit here in a messy room (Mum told me to clean it but I can’t because I’m amazing) and do nothing. I need to do something.
So I wrote a song. I’m so creative aren’t I? I’m SOO gonna be the next best songwriter of the century. No, best songwriter in history. I mean, even The Weird Sisters can’t beat this, or even Flitwick’s group of singing children.
Should I tell you what the song is about?? Huh? WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW?!?!
OF COURSE YOU DO! I’m amazing, that’s why.
Anyways, I wrote a song about . . . *drumroll* . . . about . . . *drumroll again* . . . just wait for it, about . . . *third drumroll cut off*
Alex: JUST TELL US ALREADY!!
Hell no, I like keeping mystery. And anyways, you already know, you listened to me write it.
Lily: Just tell us, otherwise I’ll tell Alex to tell Ron . . . something . . . *winky face*
SHUT UP, LILY!! Alex, don’t tell Ronniebonnycooeykins . . . I mean RONALD anything!!! <3
Okay, I’ll give you the song now. PRESENTING, TEE EYE OH!!!!
TIO, TIO, I love TIO
TIO is awe-some!
TIO is like a cheerrrryyy blossom!
She is beautiful,
She is wonderful,
She is amaaaaaziiinnggg!!
Everyone loves her,
Everyone wants her,
She is so intelligent,
The Smartest of them – alllllllll!!!
Because she is . . .
TEEEEE EYEEEE OHHHHHHH!!
DUN DUN! WHOO!!
Seriously, how amazing was that song? Like, call my agent, I’ve got the voice of an angel and the mind of Merlin.
The Weird Sisters want to get me in. BUT I’M NOT WEIRD!!! I’M PERFECT. ;)
I made them sad by saying no. XD
Bye bye, my beautiful-but-not-as-beautiful-as-me-and-Ronniebonnycooeykins-diary!!