Hermione Granger and the It's-LeviOSa-not-Leviosaaa

Hermione Granger's perspective of Harry Potter and the Philosephers Stone. Made for laughs. :)
© 2014
Great inspiration from Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake by Mirlotta, Nightstar13, Lunallamabrianappleshine and Mohogany Pumpkin.<------fan them and read their movellas! :D


17. Oh, great!

So, I'm here, stuck with the injured Ron, whilst Harry has gone to find Snaps and maybe get a glimpse of the stone...Damn you, Ron. I wanted to see the stone. But this feels like a moment. Just me and Ron, together, forever.

I wonder if Harry is ok! He better be, because I didn't come all this way to get nothing but a dead Harry Potter. If Harry dies then Voldemort (DUN DUN DUN DUN) will be stronger and kill everyone and no one will be there to stop him. But if Harry ever dies, it would take really long because he is powerful. It could take forever-meaning a VERY long time. Like seven books and eight films long.

I'm really bored right now and I have no one to talk to because Ron is unconscious. I also found this picture on Google-oh I love google-and it's a picture of ME...and Ron and Harry. And I'm strutting my stuff with magic and stuff like that. Some stupid stalker must have taken the picture and posted it up. All the muggles will see but I'm sure they'll just think that it's just kids, messing about. Here is it:

(Hermione Casting magic, whilst Ron and Harry look impressed but shocked beside her.)

Don't I look awesome!!!!

Anyways, I can hear a sort of banging and crazy, adventurous noises from the room ahead. I want to go but I can't leave Ron. Although, I am pretty tired and....OMBFG (oh my bloody ferret gosh) I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to look like a wreck. :'( (You always are a wreck.) Seriously, Lily. You should right now to insult me. (Do I care.) Yes!

Sorry Lily just gets on my NERVES!!!! (And don't you to me.) Lily, dear, if I wasn't here, you wouldn't be. (And if I wasn't here, then you wouldn't be) How come? (And you call yourself "the smartest witch for your age) Whatever!

I'm kind of yawning now, and I'm really...

Sorry, I just yawned so I had to stop writing to gain energy. Anyway...

*Collapses into a sleep*

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