Hermione Granger and the It's-LeviOSa-not-Leviosaaa

Hermione Granger's perspective of Harry Potter and the Philosephers Stone. Made for laughs. :) © 2014 Great inspiration from Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake by Mirlotta, Nightstar13, Lunallamabrianappleshine and Mohogany Pumpkin.<------fan them and read their movellas! :D

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9. My Facebook Page:

Strutting My Stuff With Cool New Designer Bag:


Bought this at some muggle fashion store called Debenhams and I just couldn't drag my sparkly, hazel, wonderful eyes off of it. Comment on how much you love it and how gorgeous I look. 

 

Comments:

 

George Blue:

Wasn't she in the Gremlins movie as those creepy, bad creatures?

 

Larry Hotter:

The bag looks a bit plain...

 

Emily Waters:

...Like her soul.

 

Hermione Granger:

@Larry Hotter, I know it's you, Harry!

 

Larry Hotter:

Whose Harry?

 

Hermione Granger:

:0 Nobody, don't worry. Forget it.

 

Larry Hotter:

Sike! It's Ron!

 

Alex Russo:

Hold on, are you guys wizards?

 

Larry Hotter:

Yeah, how did you know?

 

Alex Russo:

Coz I'm a wizard too.

 

Hermione Granger:

You guys are exposing us to the whole world. Idiots.

 

Larry Hotter:

Well, you put muggles in the post body. That's kind of obvious.

 

Hermione Granger:

But muggles don't know we call them muggles, nimrod.

 

Alex Russo:

Whose the nimrod now, you just exposed what you guys call humans. #Proof

I think you guys are differ types of wizards, we don't call humans muggles.

 

Harry Potter:

This isn't twitter, you don't need to hashtag.

 

Alex Potter:

I play by my own rules, dude.

 

Larry Hotter:

Hi Harry, it's Ron.

 

Albus Dumbledore:

Harry! Ron! Hermione! Get off Facebook.

 

(Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Larry Hotter have logged off.)

 

Albus Dumbledore:

Do the harlem shake! *I'm dancing btw*

 

Alex Russo:

Harlem shake? Seriously?

 

Albus Dumbledore:

:0 I guess you are a gangnam style kind of girl then

 

 

 

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