Hermione Granger and the It's-LeviOSa-not-Leviosaaa

Hermione Granger's perspective of Harry Potter and the Philosephers Stone. Made for laughs. :)
© 2014
Great inspiration from Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake by Mirlotta, Nightstar13, Lunallamabrianappleshine and Mohogany Pumpkin.<------fan them and read their movellas! :D


12. Icky vine things...

Dear Diary, 

Did you miss me?????? I bet you did, being the loyal and adoring fan that you are!!!! And if you're not a fan, I know a toilet just waiting for your head to be stuck down it. And flushed. SO THERE!  (Awwww I can just see you're overwhelmed by how cute and funny I am!!)

So anyway, I fell down this really icky hole with Harry and Ronikinsilovehimsoooomuch :)  Ron ! Ron!!! Ron!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oops... TIO has got a bit carried away... I'm going to scribble that out quickly before my future husband - Erm, I mean RONALD sees... Er...

So yeah, there were these ultra disgusting vine things climbing all over me... It was like being mobbed by rabid fans (as I often am) but WAY WAY WAYYYY worse... And then (guess what fantabulous idea I had THIS time!!) then I (Go on I don't hear you guessing....) then I ... (Fine, I'll tell you...) I LIT UP THE GLOOMY HOVEL WITH MY AWESOMENESS AND A tiny bit of help from a Lumos spell!!! And then I banished  the weed thingymabobbies with one swish and flick of my wrist!!! 

TALK ABOUT THE BEST WITCH EVER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!! Oh stop it!! I know I'm great but you don't have to tell me!! I already know - IM THAT COOL!!!!

Oh, sorry diary, I have to go.... I think Harry and RONALD are being attacked by some flying keys or something. Well, I better go save them... Duty calls :) 

Love ya!!!

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