So, I promised you guys that I was gonna write about my day, YESTERDAY! But I made a lot of promises that I didn't keep like when Timmy, my hamster-I think it was a hamster or a very small kitten-was running out of food and I promised to buy him some. I mean, I'm not going to waste MY money on a ball of fur with a face. Actually, bad example, because I had to buy him food since Mum was bloody yelling at me. I wasted ten minutes on my WHOLE life by walking so MANY steps to get to the corner shop and pay the hairy guy at the counter. TEN MINUTES! I could've done so much like....
Anyways, I AM going to tell you what happened, yesterday, because it was full of my brilliance, like everyday is.
So we were on the Hogwarts Express and I stopped into a compartment with (drum roll) HARRY POTTER! (And a scruffy, dirty, strange rat head...oh and his pet rat, Scabbers.) So, this rat head, turns out to be Ron, and he was doing this pathetic, stupid spell. And I was just like, Woah, where d'ya learn to cast, a farm? I didn't say that though because I'm really sweet and kind, as you know. Then I said, "Is that a real spell? Well it's not very good is it? Of course, I've done many simple spells myself but they've all worked for me because I'm brilliant unlike some people.*cough* Rat Head *cough*"
The he said, "*silence*" he didn't say silence, he was silent. Obviously, I am too smart for you so you didn't get it, don't worry, it's my bad. No, actually it's yours. :) *sweet, innocent smile*
Then I fixed Harry's glasses with this blah blah blah spell and he was like, "Oh, Hermione. You are SOOO amazing, and brilliant, and adorable, let's be best friends. "And Ron was like, "*silence. Also an irritated face*"
Then I introduced myself but-umm-Harry said my name already, so there was no need to say it. Yeah, that's it. Then-an amazing part-I walked out and came back and said the most amazing, memorable phrase ever (drum roll) "You've got dirt on your nose, by the way. Did you know? Right there." It was so fantastical and I flicked my hair back and if it was slow motion, I would look like a model. Then Harry fainted at the amazement of looking at moi and Ron cried because he was jealous and had dirt on his nose. The dirt bit was actual true...LIKE ALL OF IT! Heeheehee. I'm so cute. So that was my day...Oh and I got sorted into Gryffindor and all this nonsense but the train moment was so famous...............................................(to me)
Love TIO (Hermione the awesome) xxx.
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