Just A Random Book

This book is full of quotes, jokes, stupidity, and just plain weird/randomness. All made up by yours truly :D Theres no knowing what I will write next. One minute I'm joking around... Next chapter you read could be all serious/disturbing. So get reading... This will be reguly updated so favourite this weird little book of joy and utter insane randomness! xxxx

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30. Milk-Shake

A hot bartender asks me if I have it shaken or stirred... heres what I say...

 

FORGET SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED!

I'LL HAVE MY MAN SHAVEN, NOT FURRED!

lol xD this could so become a shaver advertisement lol xD

 

While were on the subject of milk heres another joke for you...


Q) How do you make a milkshake?


A) Tell it a scary story! xD lol!

 

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