Just A Random Book

This book is full of quotes, jokes, stupidity, and just plain weird/randomness. All made up by yours truly :D Theres no knowing what I will write next. One minute I'm joking around... Next chapter you read could be all serious/disturbing. So get reading... This will be reguly updated so favourite this weird little book of joy and utter insane randomness! xxxx

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14. I'm so bored I could dress up a dog

IT'S A FRIDAY A NIGHT, AND I'M SO BORED i COULD DRESS UP A DOG!

SO I DID...

MY DOG LOOKS LIKE A TEACHER... HERES HIS LESSON:

"Right today children of mother earth, I will teach you the arts of butt sniffing, and how to master cocking your leg and not missing the tree, you will mark your territory better than any other un-educated dog. We will also talk about doggy style as humans call it, just remember, no matter how much people say they gunna do tht, they just cannot do it, for starters they not dogs'.

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