The Saga of Derp the Potato

This is about a Jewish potato named Derp, and what he does with his life. I'm Jewish so I'm allowed to make these jokes. :) My sister helped me make this book!

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6. YAY FOR A RANDOM EXTRA CHAPTER!

This is my weird sister's dating advice:

•Don't brag about your flappy bird record

•don't ask if he's seen Toy Story 2

•don't compliment their belt

•don't get your tongue stuck in your teeth

•don't ask him if he likes owls

•don't ask him what his favorite episode of Sofia The First is 😑

•don't make him brownies

•don't wear blush your face will be purple enough

•whatever you do, DO NOT MENTION DOLPHINS 🐬

•don't compliment the weather. Mother Earth is good enough

•don't talk about Frozen unless they bring it up

•do not mention the boa constrictor you keep in your basement

• anything about your past dead fish can wait

• boys don't care how fluffy your pet Pekingese is, they just want to know how much meat is on it

• don't wear pink socks

• don't ride on a pony while you're with him

• and last don't do anything you normally do (no offense)

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Hope you enjoyed that weirdness!

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