"Are the girls coming to?" I asked him. My moma answered. "Yea. They're just packing." HOLD UP. "THERE COMING WITH US?!!?" I screamed/asked. "WE ALL COMING!" They all screamed. YAYYY. Trevor took something out of his back pack. "Why u looking in your purse?" Nash asked. I started laughing. "First of all, THIS IS A MAN BAG. second of all it's my turn to do a video." He said. "And were going on the DIGI tour." He added. He started filming. Blah blah blah. I jumped up. "HEY GUYS WERE GOING TO HAWII. MEET US THERE. THE FIRST FAN I SEE WILL GET MINE AND ALL IF O2LS NUMBER. OH AND IM GOING TO MA PARENTS SECOND HONEYMOON. THEYRE PROBABLY GOING TO DO SOME NASTY STUFF IN THERE ROOM!!" I said making smootching sounds. "Wait who agreed to give ma number to a fan?" Trevor asked as everybody walked in. "Who said were giving our numbers out?" Said the magcon and o2l guys. I pointed to ma self. "We are leaving tonight and staying for a month. They are having magcon there too." Ma mom said. I jumped up and down like a little girl. Witch I am.... But still. Trevor just finished his video. He said he wasn't going to edit it. "I GOT TO GO PACK." I screamed yelled and ran outside. THIS WILL BE SO MICH FUN. Taylor ran out and pushed me on his back. "I'll carry u to ur hotel madam." He said all politely and shit. "Why thank u." I said in the same voice he did. We reached the hotel and he ran to the lift. Lift. Elevator. Same thing. Right? He pressed the flor number and we waited. The same woman I farted on came in. She looked at me then looked away. "LOOK. ITS NOT MA FAULT I FARTED ON YOU!!" I screamed in her face. She looked frightened. By me? Wat? No..... We reached our floor an ran to ma room. Lucky I didn't really unpack. I grabbed all my suitcases and handed them to Taylor. "U offered to carry me. So I offered for u to carry these." I said pointing to ma bag. "U really farted on that women?" I nodded. When was the last time I got on ma phone? I reached into ma pocket and went on Twitter. "I HAVE 596k. YAYYYYYY. IM THAT GOOD." I screamed witch made Taylor jump. I laughed at that. "Only because you've even hanging out with us." He said smirking. "Whatever lover boy!!" And we were off to ma parents house... Again.
How do I know if y'all like this book? How do I no if y'all just read the first chapter then left? Oh who give a crap about me? Nobody? Okay whatever. ILL JUST LOVE MA SELFFFFFFFF -maggie