23. Chapter 23
I searched through all my clothes, looking for a dress or something. It was my birthday and the guys were throwing me a party. I was finally eighteen. I finally settled on a dress.
I hoped it wasn't too dressy. I curled my hair and applied mascarmla. I looked at myself in the mirror and bit my lip. I heard a knock on the bedroom door and Andy walked in.
"You ready? Woah..." He said, looking me up and down.
"Do I look okay?"
"You look...amazing" He said. I blushed.
"C'mon. Let's go greet everyone." We linked arms and he led me downstairs.
"Everyone, this is the birthday girl!" Everybody cheered. I smiled. There were so many people in the house. Many different bands and groupies were there. Falling In Reverse; Sleeping With Sirens; Pierce The Veil; Asking Alexandria. I gawked at them. I had only ever dreamed of meeting them. Now they were at my party. Life accomplished.
Sammi was there with Jinxx. She ran up to me and kissed me on the cheek. Even Juliet was there. She walked up to me and Andy. She hugged me and wished me a happy birthday. She waved at Andy and gave him a smile. He waved back nervously and glanced at me. I laughed. I wasn't a jealous person.
Someone brought out the beer and before I knew it, I had at least 5 and my voice was slurring.
Andy left my side to talk with someone. I had been having a conversation with a girl named Hanna. She was a friend of Ashley's.
"Who wants to play truth or dare?" Someone shouted.
"Ooh, lets go play!" Hanna grabbed my arm and dragged me to the couch.
Danny Worsnop sat on the couch in front of us.
"Who says we get the birthday girl to go first?" Everyone shouted their agreement. "Okay. Alex, truth or dare?"
Instantly, I said dare.
"I dare you..." He paused for a moment while he thought. "I dare you to go to the neighbor's and insist that the husband is the father of your child. And you cant let them make you leave."
I groaned. I was horrible with stuff like this. I would burst out laughing in the middle of it or wimp out.
"Hanna, you have to go with her to make sure she does it. Act like her drunk friend." Danny told her.
I stood from the couch and walked outside. Everyone piled out after me.
I went to the neighbor's house and knocked on the door.
After a while, a woman answered the door.
"Hello?" She smiled at me sweetly.
"Hello. Is your husband here?"
"No, he's out on business. May I ask what this is about?"
"Your husband got me pregnant." I told her and crossed my arms over my chest to act like I was furious about it.
She laughed, sort of nervously. "I think this is some kind of mistake...."
"Nope. I'm pregnant. And his sperm is inside of me." Hanna stood anxiously beside me, trying not to laugh.
The woman opened her mouth, then closed it, then opened it again. Finally she replied, "There must be a mistake. My husband would never do something like that. Are you sure you have the right man?"
"Well naw. We've just been breaking into this house for the past year to do it on your bed. We've don't even know you people." I said, sarcastically. She pursed her lips.
"You must have the wrong house." She started to close the door, but I stopped it with my foot.
"No, we don't. You know what? I think we'll just wait for Marshall in the living room." I pushed open the door and walked in. I sat on the couch and crossed my legs with Hanna beside me.
"Marshall? Who is Marshall?" The woman asked.
"Marshall...the father of my baby...Do I need to spell it out for you?" I asked.
"There is no Marshall here. Please go now."
"Marshall is the father of my child." I insisted.
"Well, that's nice. But there is no Marshall here. Please leave."
"No! I'm pregnant because your husband cant keep it in his pants!" I yelled. Hanna could no longer keep in her laughter.
"What are you talking about?!" The woman yelled back at me.
"I'm talking about your husband and his ding dong!" I yelled at her standing up.
She sighed and said, "Get out of my house."
"No! We will sit here and talk about my unicorn baby and peanut butter! DO YOU HAVE PEANUT BUTTER?! I WANT PEANUT BUTTER!" I screamed and picked up a couch pillow and threw it at the wall. Hanna rolled on the floor laughing.
"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" The woman yelled at me.
I started singing randomly. "I am a millipede. I am amazing!" I waved my arms above my head and ran in circles around the room. I was so drunk.
"I'm calling the cops." The woman walked for a phone on the counter.
"Thank you for your time, Princess Leia, but we really must be going." I ran out of the house with Hanna at my heels. We were laughing so hard. I was doubled over clutching my stomach by the time we got back to Danny.
Once we regained ourselves, I looked at Danny.