8. The Letters
I know you must be having a great time at Hogwarts
but you still need to write.
Your mother is fussing about you not writing
and it is starting to worry me to.
Do you have a girlfriend and if so spill the juice?!
Please start to write.
Your Dearest Most Loved Father
When will you start writing.
You know how your mother gets about these things.
If a boyfriend is in the way who is he?!
Your mother's face is the colour of a tomato because you won't write
From Your Father
I'm giving great apoligise for not writing
and no I don't have a girlfriend.
When you signed of from your letter to me it sounded like
you were dead and that the writing was on a gravestone.
I have been meaning to write but Hogwarts is always so
busy.I'm having a great time and thanks for the pigmypuff I've named him Arnold.
Yet again no-one else got me a present.
Sorry this letter is so short.
Ginny has a boyfriend,
and he is Draco Malfoy!
Dear Mr Malfoy,
Draco has a girlfriend and she's that blood-traitor
Thought you might want to know this