Quick Note from GirlOfManyFandoms: You guys have no clue on the amount of self-control it took for me to not name this chapter how I wanted. If it was up to me, this chapter would totally be named "Chapter Tennant" after the awesome David Tennant. Also, get ready for a subplot that leads absolutely NOWHERE! Okay, um, Lights! Camera! Action!
Girlie did her hair, pulling it into a tight ponytail.
Okay, finish running this errand for Stan, and then you can go into the woods... and hide a body. Wow. This really is a lose-lose situation.
Early that morning, while Girlie was eating some cereal at the table, she overheard Stan griping to himself about someone called Wendy Corduroy and how she has refused to show up for work for the past three days. He was planning on firing her. Girlie offered to deliver the message to her.
She was really regretting it now.
Okay. Just go through all of Gravity Falls, and you might just find this one person. Face it, Girlie. This is hopeless. You don't even know what this chick looks like!
Girlie stepped out the bathroom and had a collision with Mabel. "Ow!" she said, rubbing her head.
Girlie smiled; Mabel hadn't talked to her since Bill came back. The fact her first words she said were "Sorry, Girlie," was awesome, and she pretended the apology was towards her slight overreaction to Bill's coming back, as opposed to slamming into each other.
"It's fine. Do you know a Wendy Corduroy?" Girlie asked.
"Wendy? Yeah. Dipper likes her." Mabel held out the word "likes" to emphasize the fact that he crushed on her like Girlie crushed on David Tennant.
"What's she look like?"
"Just a sec." Mabel gave a sly smile and bounded up the stairs to the attic.
A few seconds later Mabel returned holding a picture. "This is Wendy."
Girlie looked at the picture. The girl's face was framed with red ink heart which was probably drawn in by Dipper.
"What's with the curiosity? You jealous Dipper likes her? Huh? You jealous?"
"No! Stan needs me to tell her that she is fired if she misses work tomorrow."
"Oh! I'll tell her. We're meeting at Greasy's Diner anyway."
Girlie was actually disappointed. She wanted to go on the adventure, but then again, meeting Bill in the woods to hide a body was definitely going to be an adventure that not just anyone can say they have done.
"Well, thanks. I have to go."
"Tell Soos I said, 'Hi!' "
"Okay," Girlie agreed. She walked through the Shack, said "Mabel said, 'Hi!' " to the man-child behind the cash register, and walked out to the woods.
Just hiding a body. No big deal. It's like a game of Hide-and-Seek without the Seek bit. Hopefully.