The Little Book Of Laughter

Feeling down? Well this is what you need! This book is full of jokes and other funny stuff! Plus, if you have a favourite one, let me know OR if you have something funny to tell me comment and you never know it could be in this movella!


34. 34.

1) Teacher : Correct the sentence,
"A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"

Student : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field"
Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first.



2) When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
I'll take u to an eye specialist !!



3) Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!




4) A man received message from his neighbour.

Sorry sir I am using your wife.
I am using day and night.
I am using when u r not present at home.
In fact I am using more than U R using.
I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.
Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.

Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.

Few minutes later he received another massage.

Sorry Sir spelling / auto correct mistake ...
it's not wife but WIFI. 



5) This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,
20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!


Sorry, I was short on funny ones like these which made me to giggle a little bit !! And sorry if they are not so good but next time, lemme try much harder - Bathroom Singer


Keep laughing because it makes you beautiful. So, laugh loudly and openly. 


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