The Little Book Of Laughter

Feeling down? Well this is what you need! This book is full of jokes and other funny stuff! Plus, if you have a favourite one, let me know OR if you have something funny to tell me comment and you never know it could be in this movella!

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27. 27.

 

 

Hello , again with another chapter and I guess these were few other jokes that I came across while chilling out. 

 

 

1) XD Human-beings get rich as they grow old:
Silver in Hair;
Gold in Teeth;
Sugar in Blood;
Precious Stones in Kidney;
And a never ending supply of Gas! XD 

 

 

It is one of the LOLSOTRUE ONE - 

 

2) Boys are stronger than Girls??

Ohh Please !!
No Ways!!!
Can they carry 8kg of shopping bag?
Can they go a week eating only salad?
Can they face a heart break?

 

 

 

3) Banta: What's the difference between us and Camels?
Santa: They can work without drinking for 7 days
and
We can drink without working for 7 days!

 

 

(This was not so funny but a true one. ) 

      4)  There is nothing more expensive than a single drop of a female/girl tear!
When a tear falls, it first mixes with 'MAC' eyeliner and 'Maybelline' mascara;
Then it comes down to the cheek, it mixes with "La Femme" blusher;
And in case it touches the lips, it gets mixed with 'Lancome' lipstick;
                              Oh so true, so never make a girl cry since her tears are this much precious :')              Note : These are some funny sms that I found online and also few of my friends sent it over to me on my birthday and today since I ended up cracking tears a little. Stay beautiful and laugh a lots <3 
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