The Little Book Of Laughter

Feeling down? Well this is what you need! This book is full of jokes and other funny stuff! Plus, if you have a favourite one, let me know OR if you have something funny to tell me comment and you never know it could be in this movella!

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As again , Let'sGoBanana (co-author here) , I thought to share some jokes which I came across since I was just relaxing my nervousness that I was having for my final exam tomorrow. :) 

 

 

It took me some time to understand this once actually XD

 

1) A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an asshole!

 

 

2) I like seeing u,
I like hearing u,
I like 2 spend my time with u.

But U r always surrounded by others,
as u r the main attraction of the...
"ZOO"

 

 

3) Father : Well ,  you need to get good marks in all subjects. 

Me : Dad, have you ever seen one subject teacher teaching all subjects? 

Father : No.

Me : XO Then how do you expect me to do in every subject well? 

 

4)This was the funniest one :) - When I was a dog and you were a flower , I walked past you and gave you a shower. 

 

 

The dog is so nice, is not he? 

 

 

 

5) Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad: how does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean with your tooth brush.

 

 

6) Question : What is the full-form of Maths?
Answer : Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.

 

7)Having "WIFE" Is A

      Part Of Living...

                But

                     Having "GIRLFRIEND"
 

                 Along With The "WIFE" Is
               

 

               Art Of Living

 

 

 

 

Well , I just hope that I was able to make you laugh or even bring a smile on your face with these jokes. Enjoy your life no matter how difficult it is because laughing is good for health and a good health gives you mental and physical power to kick the asses of the troubles called "problems" 

 

 

Thank you , love you and keep smiling - Payo(Let'sGoBanana) :* 

 

 

 

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