Ok hair rant time
I CANT STAND IT WHEN PEOPLE ARE LIKE "RUBY YOU SHOULD MAKE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE A FUCKING UNICORN AND PUT A HIGH PONYTAIL ON THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD!"
Like bitch! I can fucking tie my hair how I want! People are constantly coming up to me and saying
"Ruby can I do your hair!?"
"Ruby why don't you ever change your hair style?"
BECAUSE IM NOT AT SCHOOL TO FUCKING HAVE A DIFFERENT HAIRSTYLE FOR EVERY DAY!
"Ruby why don't you put your hair up in a fish tail braid waterfall twist ponytail plait cross hybrid fucking snake!?"
LIKE CMON GIRLS, I DONT CARE ABOUT TYING MY HAIR UP SEVEN DIFFERENT WAYS!
Also, 'bob' and I have a joke where we call all the Dumb girly girl mall pricks hairdressers since they ALWAYS do each there hair in class.
"HEY BARBIE ILL PICK THE FLEAS OUT OF YOUR HAIR IF YOU DO MINE"
"SURE BARBIE NUMBER 2"
Like god girls. It's just hair. Get the fuck over it. I also hate it when people touch my hair
"Ruby can I just-" *touches le hair*
"GET THE FUCK OFF MY HAIR!"
"I though you didn't care about how it looks?"
"I DONT I JUST HATE HAVING PEOPLE RUN THEIR STICKY FINGERS THROUGH MY HAIR AND OH GUESS WHAT I CAN TIE MY OWN HAIR OH YOU DIDNT REALISE?"
Jesus Christ people. Let me be.