So there's this embarrassing sorry you must know about mwa first of all
*le long story*
So I had this crush on this guy (let's call him bob). I kept it a secret for a while, then told a trusted friend. All good. Then I had to tell somebody in truth or dare (you know how it is)
And they spreaded to EVERYBODY. My other friend made a code name for bob. Butter. I used it as a joke for starters, little did I know that was the worst fucking mistake of my life.
That friend then made a song out of it, an it's actually, annoyingly, catchy. One day in science we were the last two people standing in a quiz. The whole fucking class started singing the song. He then turned to me and said
"I've figured out who butter is..."
And I thought that was the most embarrassing moment.
BUT OF COURSE IT FUCKING WASNT. BITCH PLEASE, LETS JUST RUIN RUBYS WHOLE YEAR.
We then both became music captains. Woo. I had to spend one hour a week with him.
anyway. I had said some stuff about him at music camp, which spread to him, he confronted me about it, and yeah. Errrk. Anyway. Other things happened like I was deliberately set the same job as him, my friend named my hockey team butter, the teacher was talking about responsibility and while she said its important to do your captain jobs, I turned to bob and gave him an annoyed look because apparently he couldn't come to help do music captain shit since he had asthma. The teacher saw us of course and said
"I don't know why you guys are looking at each other, ruby and 'bob'"
Once we had to put the laptops away and people were like, when we came back;
"OO bob and Ruby went into a closed room!"
"They were 'putting the latops away'" (bunny ears)
Even the music teacher was in on it. We had to do the wedding song thingy and made us walk down the Bludey isle.
"BUTTER AND BREAD. NAW I SHIP THEM!"
Not to mention everyday I got teased about it. I pretended to brush it off, but it does hurt. It's still going on now, I mean I like 'bob', but if this is the cost, I can't do it anymore. It isn't a joke anymore. It used to be funny, but now it's fucked up.
Life is fucked up.