6. The Start Of a War
so we have been on tour for officially two hours. it is really boring right now. its 7 in the morning and the boys are asleep and their petty girlfriends are too. im not though. turns out, we couldnt bring Bache so i have no one to talk to. i get bored so i sit on michael, hoping to wake him up. it doesnt work so i get a cup of cold water. you know that thing where you put a persons hand into a cup of cold water and the pee themselves? or maybe its warm water... oh well. i try the thing and nothing happens so i result to just pouring it onto his head. he didnt wake up to that!? hmph. food it is. i take some of his 'special pizza' and warm it up. then i sit on him again and start eating. i put the pizza under his nose so he can smell it. he wakes up and i smirk, continueing to eat the pizza. "hey thats mine!" he yells "shut up! there is still some left and i want to prank the guys cuz there is nothing and i repeat NOTHING to do!" i say. he gets up and takes the pizza from my hand, finishing it. i glare at him and michael just smirks. "kk i have some ideas is all he says." "okay, i got the rest of the guys, you get the girls?" i ask. "why do you want the guys" he asks. "well im kinda dating ashton and youre dating natelli sooo..." i say. he nods. i go grab hairspray and my curling iron and start on lukes hair. its pretty long so its kinda easy. i dont quiff his hair, just leave it laying down on his face. i look at michael and he is giving Stella a makeover. yikes. glad im not a girl thats asleep right now. i grab some of the make up and whipped cream, turning to calum. i give him thiker eyebrows and lips. then i give him the worst makeup ever. lets just say he looks prettier as a guy. then for fun i put the whipped cream all over his face. the makeup is water proof so the whipped cream isnt gonna take it off. micheal is now dying mays hair pink. it looks kinda good though so i hand him the cream i just used and he puts it into her hair. ouch that is gonna be painfull. i move onto ashton, a smirk ethched onto my face. i grab some hair ties- the smallest, most hard to get out of your hair kind, and to make it better, they are clear. i take some of michaels blue hair dye and put some in ashtons hair. when its done, his hair is a nice, smurf blue. then i tie up his hair in little show braids, like the ones i do in Baches mane for a competition. after that, i put a bunch of bobby pins in his hair and put them in x's, then i got some of Lukes colored hairspray and sprayed that in a few spots. when we were all done, i grabbed and blowhorn thing and micheal started a keek. "hey guys, i got bored so i woke up michael and we pranked everyone, including the girls. so here we go, im gonna wake them up. HEY GUYS WAKE UP BECAUSE MICHAEL AND I RUULLE!!!!" i shouted. it was really funny. ashton was so surprised that he fell off the couch. all of this happened on a keek so that made it even better. after the keek was done, the girls screamed and ran into the bathroom, looking at the damage. "Ella! you are so done! watch your back" stella said through gritted teeth. Ashton was laughing at his reflection. "hey i didnt do you, micheal did. i pranked the boys" ashton stopped laughing and looked at me. "you did this?!" i nodded. "i thought only micheal was able to do this much damage, but you are much better! elle, watch out. this is the start of a prank war." i was leaning in. i leaned is closer, our noses almost touching. "bring. it. on." i say. then i walk out to micheal. "i think we just started a deadly war elle." he said. i only said "then they better be prepared to die."