7. Playing With a Fire and Hairspray
i warned Elle so here goes... right now she and Micheal are probably devising another prank for Calum and i but until then, its our turn to prank. i had Micheals toothbrush and Elles. i also had a bottle of food coloring. i squirted it on the white part of he toothbrush where we, you know, use to brush. then i put toothpaste over it and took out the brushes to them. "elle, is it rude to shove a toothbrush with toothpaste on it in your face when your breath stinks?" "yes ashton it is but because i love you..." she takes it from me with a smirk. "bubby?" "Yes?" i love it when she calls me bubby unlike the other girls who just say babe or hun and stuffs. "can you open your mouth? or at least smile? i want to see da dimples!" she says smiling. i smile for her and she takes the toothbrush and wipes it over my teeth. "BLEH WHAT ON WHAT!?" i scream. "bubby, next time do a prank that is good and hide the stuff when you go into the bathroom. i saw the food coloring and now your teeth are blue!" she laughs and walks away. "you owe me a new toothbrush!" she yells. i smirk. i walk into the kitchen and walk over to the hidden place where Elle and i hide our cookies. we also label them so we dont eat each others because we are that kind of fake couple. we never really get a break from faking because the boys dont know either. i grab Elles cookies because knowing her in this prank war, she pranked my cookies.
i knew he was gonna do something to my toothbrush. goodness guys suck at pranks.i did a prank while he spent an hour in the bathroom pranking our toothbrushes. literaly, he was in there for a full hour. i went over and had pranked my oreos. i gave a few to micheal beacause i personally think oreos taste like toothpaste. i made sure we didnt have the same amount of cookies in each box and then i took out the icing and replaced it with his white mint toothpaste. its a bad prank yes but micheal was too busy pranking calum soo... i pranked my oreos because he would eat mine cuz he would be thinking i pranked his. trust me i did but i just poured milk over them so they were soggy in case the plan failed. "AAGGRRHHH!" i hear ashton scream. i walk toward the place where we keep the oreos. right now we are in the hotel that we sadley have to share. its not even a hotel. more like a mini apartment but with a lot of rooms. we always hid our cookies together. i look at him and his mouth is open tounge hanging out and he was wiping it with a napkin. i raise my eyebrows. "problem?" i ask. he just glares and heads towards his cookies. i cant help but laugh at his reaction when he sees his ruined oreos. he turns to me and simply says, "im gonna rruin everything you love." "unless i pee on everything YOU love first." i smirk and turn around and ashton picks me up from behind i scream. he turns me around and lays me down on the couch, him pinning me down. "micheal! my partner in crime! heeeelllpp!!!" micheal and calum run out. i cant help but laugh. calum has tape all over him. joy. just then the girls walk in. i dont know if natelli likes me or not because she smiles at this a little but the other two glare. natelli also doesnt seem to hate me as much. like, she tries to talk and be nice to me but the other girls had obviously known each other before this. oh well. One Direction and there girls keep me entertained and im busy pranking too. "wow Ella. already gotten ashton on top of you? slut much?" "wow stella. i see you bought more makeup to cover up your face. self consious much? or no. youre trying to make yourself prettier but that would never work." i couldnt help but cringe at my crappy come back and ashton noticed it. he chuckled and leaned near my ear. "that was crap" he says. i nodded "it seemed to get to stella though." he just chuckles and gets off of me. i look at my fancy out -dated Samsung Galaxy S2. i love this phone... i got a text from louis saying 'hello my favoritest freak! niall is hungry and im guessing micheal is too so we are going to nandos in 30 you wanna come? the other girls can come too.' "guys weare leaving for nandos in 30 minutes. you girls can come if you want." i say. "ill com-" natelli started but stella glared at her. "yeah just be ready in 30 minutes! meet me in Ashton and i's room when youre ready" i tell natelli. she just nods and heads to her room. ash and i head to our room to get ready too. "you know messing with those girls is like playing with a burning house with hairspray..." he said. i shrugged. "then i will gladely let them be the ones to burn first." he just sighs and grabs his clothes, takes off his shirt to change. holy abs.