9. WHAT THE FUZZY UNICORNS JUST HAPPENED?
DIARY! IT'S BEEN SO SO SO SO SO SO LONG!!!!
Okay so I was just walking around, you all know how I do? Well, I just had my camera with me. I had been talking to Harry and this is pretty much how it went:
Me: Harry what are we doing today?
Bae: Colin, I can't talk right now. I'm doing Snape's homework.
Me: Need help? I'm EXTRAORDINARY at Potions.
Bae: Trust me, Colin, you know none of this.
Me: Bet I do, BHFFTROEBIHS!
Bae: What does that even... You know what, nevermind. Colin go away I'm busy.
Me: Never too busy for your SFCAUFBFFLWMSBYS ((Diary: note that that means Super Fun, crazy as unicorns fur, best friend for life who may still be your stalker))
Bae: Can you go get me some pumpkin juice than? Thanks... SFC...whatever.
So anyways I was walking to go get Harry some delicious cold refreshing Pumpkin Juice, when I saw what I thought was a rare golden eyed Pegasus Unicorn *SQUEAL OMG*. SO obviously I try to get a picture of it, and then the next thing I know, I'm waking up two months later. LOL MY LIFE IS SO COOL! Apparently, Bae went into Moaning Myrtle's bathroom and killed the snake that petrified me. HE REALLY DOES CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Colin Carol Creevy