1. First Page OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M AT HOGWARTS!
OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!!!!!!!! I AM AT HOGWARTS!
So I'm starting this scrapbook to remember Hogwarts for seven awesome years. And in six of those years, I'm gonna become Harry Potter's BHFFTROEBIHS. For those of you who don't understand my acronyms, that means his Best Hogwarts Friend For The Rest OF Eternity Because I'm His Stalker. My Harrypoo defeated HeWhoMustNotBeNamed! When he was a baby! He's a year older than me, but I don't care because I WILL MAKE HIM MY BHFFTROEBIHS! I swear to gosh I will. Isn't he just perfect? I just obsess over him.
Things I find perfect about Harry-
-his quidditch position
- his house
there's more, but I'm not going to list more than three percent of the list, so yeah, that's three percent.
I WANT A Unicorn!!!!!!!!! I thought that coming to Hogwarts would let me get a cool magical pet, but it doesn't. All I get is my stupid cat, Toodleberry Unicornish Roses Doodleberry. My mom wanted me to name him something stupid, like Fluffy or Ginger, but I got my way. Sometimes, I call his Turd, which are his initials, but I also call him my precious Unicorn Baby, Toodleberry, Doodleberry, and Roses.
I love TURD/ TOODLEBERRY UNICORNISH ROSES DOODLEBERRY,
with dreams of unicorns, rainbows, and toodleberries,
Colin "McHarryPotter'sFutureBHFFTROEBIHS" Creevy