OMG! Something HORRID and AWESOME at the same time happened, and it wasn't me getting impaled by a unicorn. Mr. Filch has this cat called Mrs. Norris. Mrs. Norris got PETRIFIED!! Personally, I think that Medusa is running around the school, but it could be that rare unicorn breed that I wrote about earlier. The superbly rarest of rarities and rare animals, THE UNICORNUS MIDAS! It's 'Madame Hooch eyes' have the ability to turn any living thing into gold, but if looked at indirectly, it just paralyzes them. Mrs. Norris must've seen the Unicornus Midas's reflection in the water from MOANING MYRTLE's bathroom. She flooded the freaking toilets AGAIN! Oh, if you don't know about Moaning Myrtle, this is her story!
CHILDREN AND UNICORNS ALIKE, GATHER ROUND! IT'S STORY TIME WITH COLIN CREEVY!
ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A LOSERLY GIRL NAMED MYRTLE MOOSE. SHE WAS EXTREMELY NERDY, AND HAD MANY, MANY SOCIAL PROBLEMS, LIKE HERMIONE GRANGER, THE GIRL TRYING TO STEAL MY BHFFTROEBIHS. SO SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING TO MYRTLE THAT OFFENDED HER, SO SHE RAN TO THE BATHROOM THAT HER GHOST STILL HAUNTS, AND SHE DIED THERE. NO ONE KNOWS HOW, AND NO ONE HAS EVER DARED ASK HER. RUMOR HAS IT THAT SOME CREEPY GUY, TOM RIDDLE, KILLED HER, BUT IT WAS NEVER INVESTIGATED. OH, AND TOM RIDDLE- HE'S ACTUALLY HeWhoMustNotBeNamed. SO YEAH.
Who likes story time with Colin Creevy? I know, IT'S FREAKING AWESOME! Until next time,
~Colin Carol Creevy~