20. **Fun Facts with Crowley
I was just torturing somebody when that asshole Dean ZAPPED me over and into a devil's trap. Dammit, my apron was stilled stained with blood and it was obvious I had been torturing. Oddly, Sam was on the computer. I heard him sigh. Whatever. "So what have you interrupted my fun for this time?" I asked. Dean looked at me as if to say, Torturing is FUN to you? Wtf?? But I didn't care. All I cared about was why they (or Dean, anyways) was taking away my precious time. "What's going on? Why haven't we heard of any cases? The world is too perfect... What the fuck is happening, Crowley?" He asked me. He doesn't know, I thought. Well, since they can't do anything about it, I may as well tell them. "A party." I said. Dean looked shocked. "What?!" He cried. "Yup, a party. In Hell. With Eve." I said. Dean's mouth was wide open. Sam was listening now, too. "I thought we killed that bitch?!" Dean said. I shrugged and continued. "Eve will open the gates of Hell completely, releasing every bad creature known to man, and even worse. She can only do it at this party. It's at 7, right in the centre of Hell, and good ol' Lucifer's coming." Both Sam and Dean's mouths were wide open as they exchanged glances. "Have I told you enough? Can I leave now?? I must get ready!" I told them. Suddenly I was back at my torture cabin. I finished killing the victim and washed up, then left the cabin to get ready.