"What? When?" I asked stuttering.
"It was on my birthday. I don't know."
"I don't know. But, hey! You kissed one of my old friends who is now a total slut..." She laughed
"Yeah but, you've kissed TWO of my best friends."
"Which both of them were forced. I would never purposely kiss anyone, unless I was actually in a relationship with them."
"Like Harry?" It slipped out of my mouth. Shit.
"You're with Harry."
"Yeah, but not in a relationship. He just surprised me. He's married to my best friend. And, plus, I'm married to you. I'd never cheat. It's inhumane."
"Okay. Okay. I don't need a speech."
"Yeah. I've kissed Harry before. I was drunk and we were both at this rad party. I used to loooovvve Harry so much and- HARRY EDWARD FUCKING STYLES! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING. CALLING ME A GIRL WHO DESERVES TO BE WITH YOU INSTEAD OF LOUIS. YOU'RE A HUGE PRICK HARRY."