"I know! I'd be like 'Damn, that arse! How'd you get an arse like that? Did you get an arse implant?" Sarah laughed over the phone.
"Sarah! That's my 'boyfriend' you're talking about! But I mean, come on! How is his arse that big?"
"I don't know! His arse is big though!"
"Aha, Sarah! I really don't like talking about this!" I laughed.
"Okay, what about Harry's legs. I mean, they're better than mine!"
"I know, tell your 'husband' that I want his legs!" I said jokingly.
"Hahaha, you can't have his legs!"
I sighed "Okay, but what about Zayn's eyelashes. They're longer than mine!"
"I know, you're with Zayn now, aren't you?"
"Yeah, but he can't hear me!"
"Who says I can't!" Zayn shouted
"I'm on speaker, aren't I?"
"Ha, yeah!" I giggled.
"So that means Louis knows I'm jealous of his arse and Zayn knows I want his eyelashes!"
"Yeah! And they recorded the whole thing!"
"But don't worry! I'll make Zayn delete it!" I lied, this is soooo going on Twitter and Youtube!
"No you won't! I know you too good, Katy!" Zayn said, he was sat with me now.
"Shut the fuck up Zayn! Oh sorry, didn't mean to be rude!" I said, sarcastically.
"I'm still recording, don't make me put it on Youtube!"
"You wouldn't do that to me, would you?" I pulled a puppy dog face.
"No, not when you look at me like that!" Zayn laughed
"Like what?" Sarah asked.
"Puppy dog eyes." I laughed.
"ZAYN! TAKE IT OFF YOUTUBE! NOW!" I shouted to Zayn. He put the video on youtube! I acted tough even though I found it pretty funny. I can't hold my laughter in any more, I burst out laughing and Zayn joined me.
"Okay, you caught me, I found it pretty funny!" I laughed.
"Yeah, I knew that!"
(A.N/ The thing about Louis' arse is true! Me and Sarah, a.k.a yorkshire tea, talked about this on the phone! ;D xx)