"Molly, what are you doing?" I laughed. I'm staying with Molly since the guys are on tour.
"Slow down, grab the wall
Wiggle like you tryna make yo ass fall off
Hella thick I wanna smash 'em all, now
Speed up, gas pedal" Molly started singing. Oh god no! She started twerking and it was really funny!
"Oh Molly! Don't sing that!!!!" I laughed.
"Fine.... buut...?" She looked at me and I knew what she was thinking.
"Step One, you put your dick in the box. Step Two, you close the box. Step Three, you make her open the box. Take a look inside, it's my dick in a box!" We laughed through it all. I swear, if the lads saw us then, they'd piss themselves! Me and Molly are really weird. I decided to go on Tumblr and check my timeline, that's when I say this...
Louis' girlfriend Katy (in the pic below) was seen with Jack and Finn Harries yesterday! Is there a secret? Is she cheating on Louis?
What? Maybe I hung out with Jack and Finn but I'm not cheating on Louis! Me, Jack and Finn are just good friends but the thing is, Sarah doesn't know! She loves them!
"You hung out with Jack and Finn yesterday?" Molly said.
"Yeah, I did." I say.
"And did anything happen?"
"No Molly, nothing happened. I just hung out with them."
"Well, I'm glad to hear that!" She laughed.
"Haha, well. What do we do now?" I asked.
"Um... well...." I waited and then...
"TWITCAM!" she screamed.
"We won't have any viewers!"
"Yes we will! I'm Niall's girlfriend and you're Louis' wife. We'll get loads"
"Fine!" I huffed. This was going to be fun.